Man Weeps About Gamzee Makara for 11 Years: The Blog
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People act like fangirls are importing something when they get horny over elves, but I’m sitting here listening to LOTR and Tolkien’s like, You guys, elves are so pretty. Their voices are like tinkling bells, and they don’t need lights when they walk at night because they’re just sort of radiant, and everyone of pretty much every species falls in love with them on sight. They’re super smart, but kind of shy? And also a little bit mean, you know, like the girls who won’t give you the time of day? Only they’re totally all over my OC because he’s super cute, okay, listen, I just wanna snog an elf, okay, leave me alone, god.
“Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.”
Currently suffering the consequences of not learning to bend Time
Hell yeah bestie work on that egg fic we love to see it

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the-meat-machine:
i am warning you, the more i work on it the lower the proportion of egg stuff to non-egg stuff becomes. we’re gonna end up in one of those “contains 5% juice” scenarios here. homeopathic egg fic
It makes sense to dress up and tidy up if you’re making a YouTube cooking video, I get that… But if you have a spotless kitchen, pristine outfit, and salon-perfect hair, is your recipe really right for me, the trash goblin who grudgingly reclaimed three measuring spoons from the swamp in my sink to follow along?